if 0 {[Richard Suchenwirth] 2003-07-24 - Linux systems, as well as Cygwin, contain the fortune(6) command which gives you a random adage every time you call it. It draws it from a set of files found in /usr/share/fortune. The big files are plain text, sections delimited by a % sign. Here is a simple fortune viewer that runs on Windows too - you just have to obtain a fortune file from somewhere, and put its path into the source. The viewer uses a [message] widget, which I've almost never done before, but it has the advantage that it resizes automatically. Click on it for another fortune. Enjoy!

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}

  package require Tk
  pack [message .m -font Courier -textvariable fortune -width 800]
  bind . <1> showFortune

  set filename /usr/share/fortune/fortunes ;# put your own here

  set size [file size $filename]
  set fp [open $filename]

 proc showFortune {} {
     global fp size fortune
     seek $fp [expr {int(rand()*$size)}]
     while {[gets $fp] != "%"} {}
     set fortune ""
     while {[gets $fp line]>=0 && $line!="%"} {
	 append fortune $line\n
     }
  }
  showFortune

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