[Arjen Markus] This page is intended to collect a few of the wise cracks, jokes and general evidence of wisdom among the regular and not-so-regular visitors of the [Tcl Chatroom].

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[AM] For starters, here are a few observations I came up with in July 2002 during a rather stressful day:

Postulates on software engineering:

'''Postulate 1:'''
   Old programming languages do not die.

   Motivation: the announcement of COBOL for Linux and .net (july 2002)

'''Postulate 2:'''
   If you solve a bug and you do not understand why the solution solves it,
   then it will reincarnate.

'''Corrolary 2.1 ([Miguel Sofer])'''
   The reincarnated bug will bite even harder.

'''Postulate 3:'''
   There exists a Heisenberg-type uncertainty relation between software
   quality and the marketing volume