Not quite sure how this page came into existence but I guess I should now fill it in with something now that it is here. I am just a random weirdo. Possibly from outer space. If you see me, please inform the police and/or army. 

There once was a man named Dingis,

Who flew on the wings of Air Lingus

He couldn't look down

As in drink he had drowned,

Now he's lost his own phone - he can't ring us!

What a tragedy, Dingis!

Oh why don't you just go and sing us . . .

A tune, gypit loon, Of a wide-grinned buffoon,

Who couldn't figure out what this thing wis?


Oh, and the ugly man, 'Fonse - Your arguments are but a nonse

With a stubborn, squint eye, you try and you try,

To work out some sense from your bonce.


Oh yes, there was a man named Scurry,

He had a big brother named Penfold

And combined, their words were like slurry

That sprayed over lands like a lurid legend told

Of Murray's Muckie Movies,

Yellowed, cum-stained, stinky duvets,

Cinchilla regret and porno debris,

And that FBI license of 'Frisco Stuey's . . .

Prostitute practice, wae a cock like a cactus -

Oh yes, the Alfonse is the man!

If he's nae wipin' curtains wae cum, this is certain -

The 'Sexual Althete's' been banned!

Amen.


Compulsory homepage link: http://www.fishpool.com/~setok/

Email: mailto:setok@fishpool.com

Projects:

   * [ENIÄK] -- http://oss.fishpool.fi/projects/eniak/ 
   * [Oil]
   * [Ants]
   * [smake]

Also wrote the tcl version of [Convolutions].

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