I wonder who wrote the below? [Setok]

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ah, Dingis you look so proud in your postie shorts.

Those knobbly knees would make a skurry proud!

Postman Pat, he found a rat and the murrys have never been the same again!

The man who fears to buy a round, even struggles to part with a pound!!!!!

He swings from trees, by night and by day, even the locals think he could be gay?!

You're looking for Dingis, aren't you? Well, what the fuck do you want HIM for???

There once was a man named Dingis,

Who flew on the wings of Air Lingus

He couldn't look down

As in drink he had drowned,

Now he's lost his own phone - he can't ring us!

What a tragedy, Dingis!

Oh why don't you just go and sing us . . .

A tune, gypit loon, Of a wide-grinned buffoon,

Who couldn't figure out what this thing wis?


Oh, and the ugly man, 'Fonse - Your arguments are but a nonse

With a stubborn, squint eye, you try and you try,

To work out some sense from your bonce.


Oh yes, there was a man named Scurry,

He had a big brother named Penfold

And combined, their words were like slurry

That sprayed over lands like a lurid legend told

Of Murray's Muckie Movies,

Yellowed, cum-stained, stinky duvets,

Cinchilla regret and porno debris,

And that FBI license of 'Frisco Stuey's . . .

Prostitute practice, wae a cock like a cactus -

Oh yes, the Alfonse is the man!

If he's nae wipin' curtains wae cum, this is certain -

The 'Sexual Althete's' been banned!

Amen.

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Email: mailto:setok@fishpool.com

Projects:

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   * [Oil]
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   * [smake]

Also wrote the tcl version of [Convolutions].

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