The Live Language Demonstration is online and uses a sandboxed "safe" Eagle interpreter.
The contest is to see who can be the first person (or team) to do any of the following:
To clarify:
For #1, causing the web server process to recycle due to excessive memory usage does not count. Proof must include a screenshot and complete details and will be corroborated using the server log.
The prize is a Red Swingline Stapler .