Not quite sure how this page came into existence but I guess I should now fill it in with something now that it is here. I am just a random weirdo. Possibly from outer space. If you see me, please inform the police and/or army.
There once was a man named Dingis, Who flew on the wings of Air Lingus He couldn't look down As in drink he had drowned, Now he's lost his own phone - he can't ring us! What a tragedy, Dingis! Oh why just you don't go and sing us . . . A tune, gypit loon, Of a wide-grinned buffoon, Who couldn't figure out what this thing wis?
Oh, and the ugly man, 'Fonse - Your arguments are but a nonse With a stubborn, squint eye, you try and you try, To work out some sense from your bonce.
Oh yes, there was a man named Scurry, He had a big brother named Penfold And combined, their words were like slurry That sprayed out far like a legend told Of Murray's Muckie Movies, Yellowed, bleach-stinky duvets, Cinchilla regret and porno debris, And that FBI license of Stuey's . . .
Prostitute practice, fuckin' wae cactus - Oh yes, the Alfonse is the man! If he's nae wipin' curtains wae cum, this is certain - The 'Sexual Althete's' been banned!
Compulsory homepage link: http://www.fishpool.com/~setok/
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Also wrote the tcl version of Convolutions.