Not quite sure how this page came into existence but I guess I should now fill it in with something now that it is here. I am just a random weirdo. Possibly from outer space. If you see me, please inform the police and/or army.
There once was a man named Dingis,
Who flew on the wings of Air Lingus
He couldn't look down
As in drink he had drowned,
Now he's lost his own phone - he can't ring us!
What a tragedy, Dingis!
Oh why don't you just go and sing us . . .
A tune, gypit loon, Of a wide-grinned buffoon,
Who couldn't figure out what this thing wis?
Oh, and the ugly man, 'Fonse - Your arguments are but a nonse
With a stubborn, squint eye, you try and you try,
To work out some sense from your bonce.
Oh yes, there was a man named Scurry,
He had a big brother named Penfold
And combined, their words were like slurry
That sprayed over lands like a lurid legend told
Of Murray's Muckie Movies,
Yellowed, cum-stained, stinky duvets,
Cinchilla regret and porno debris,
And that FBI license of 'Frisco Stuey's . . .
Prostitute practice, fuckin' wae cactus -
Oh yes, the Alfonse is the man!
If he's nae wipin' curtains wae cum, this is certain -
The 'Sexual Althete's' been banned!
Amen.
Compulsory homepage link: http://www.fishpool.com/~setok/
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Also wrote the tcl version of Convolutions.