Purpose: show some solutions-on-the-fly. Try all cruelties to this language you can imagine!
Rationale: some days I feel unhappy if there is no occasion do do something quick'n'dirty. (The rest of the year, I'm a nice guy.)
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[Do you play Tina Turner while coding?] -- No, as long as I'm coding, there is no music necessary.